Sunday, July 03, 2005
Terribul Nyooss
Yoo may bee wundrin werr Iv been dhees lass fyoo days. Tooday Iv been in Dublin wer wee werr berreein my Ant Ysolda. Shee kudint bee berreed untill dhe gards had releesd dhe bodee aftur dhe poss mortum. My boddee waws releesd furom jayl at dhe saym tym, dhe gards havin deesydid dhat wawt happund too my ant waws a naksdent aftur awl. Yood tink shee wud hav bin morr kerrfull noin wawt happund too my purr fawdhur an muddur, wuddint yoo? Butt no, yoo no wawt shee waws lyk. Shee wudint bleev mee wen I tol hur dhat sumwun had taykun dhe lidd awf dhe well, an had too see it fur hurself, an dhats dhe reesult. An evurlastin sleep fur hur payns.
Dhe fyoonrul waws verree nyss, widh lods awv peepul hoo muss awl hav luvvd Ant Ysolda burringin flowrs an kards. Its funnee how durink eezus dhe payn awv lawss, beekaws afturwurds evreewun waws tawkin an laffin as if it waws sumwuns weddin awr berthday. Eevun hur purr hussband manijd too luk reelaksd, awldho hee kep lukkin ovur hiss sholdur as if hee ekspetud sumwun too creep up ennee minit an spoyl hiss fun.
Aftur a wyl dhe krowd gawt too tawkin abowt how it happund. I kudint help notsing dhat a lawt awv dhem wer peerin at mee as if spekyoolaytin awn wawt I saw, butt iff dhayd askd mee awl I wud hav tol dhem iss wawt I tol dhe pleess, dhat wen I ran aftur my ant, Dawlee ran aftur mee an havin for leggs shee iss much fasstur an sumhow shee bumpd intoo my ant an sent hur flyin fawrwurd, yess, yoov gessd it, intoo dhe well dhat sumhow had lawss its lidd. Awl I herd waws my ant sayin, in dhat plyt voyss awv hurs, Well, gudness grayshus, an dhen hur leggs wer dispeerin ovur dhe syd an aftur sevrul minits dher waws dhe sownd awv a splash in dhe distunss an dhen onlee sylenss. Dhe gards kaym kwiklee wen I kawld dhem (dher wer siks awv dhem) an wun awv dhem sed, hiss ys full awv thawtfull simpthee, An dhiss kummin aftur yur purr muddur dyd dhiss way too. An hiss fawdhur too, ses anuddur. A traktur pushd him inn, iff I reemembur rytly. Anuddur gard leend ovur kerrflee an sed, eggsaktlee how menee aksdents hav dher been down heer, dhen? Dhats wen Dawlee went too see wawt hee waws lukkin at an neerlee pushd him inn too. See, I sed. It kan happun so eezlee, juss lyk dhat.
Dhe gards sed dhay wer sawree butt awn akownt awv dher havin been so mennee aksdents widh dhe well, an mee havin been presunt at dhem awl, dhay had too tayk mee intoo dhe stayshun fur my on sayftee. I didunt mynd. It had been a verree long day an I wass hungree, an I reememburrd dhat wen my purr muddur had dyd dhe gards had kukkd mee a luvlee meel, so I sed dhat wud bee fyn an wawts fur dinnur.
Enneeway, aftur I had eetun (baykd beens, pawtaytos an fish fingurs, widh jellee an yss kreem fur afturs), dhay kontaktud my slisstur, Q T Gudfernuttin, hoo iss a distunt relayshun awv myn, an lett him sitt widh mee wyl dhay askd mee a fyoo kweschuns. Q T arraynjd fur mee too leev dhe jayl in dhe mawrnin, beekaws I needud a gud sleep aftur awl dhe eksytment. An aftur dhat I went up too Dublin on my traktur fur dhe fyoonral.
Enneeway, sittin dher at dhe taybul I kud see dhe peepul wer wundrin wy I wawntud too stay awn livin in my hom playss wer dher iss such a daynjrus well, butt dhay wer afrayd too say dhiss too mee in kayss it upsett mee. So I chaynjd dhe subjek by askin dhem awl iff dhay nyoo hoo waws going too gett awl my ants munnee awr had shee lef it too hur husband. An aftur dhat I went hom awn dhe traktur an Dawlee an I wen too bed as yooshooal. In dhe mawrnin Im plannin too ask Aymonn too putt dhe lidd awv dhe well bak wer hee fownd it, in kayss enneewun elss kums along hoo myt fawl in, maybee evun hiss gerlfrend Jesseeka.
Dhe fyoonrul waws verree nyss, widh lods awv peepul hoo muss awl hav luvvd Ant Ysolda burringin flowrs an kards. Its funnee how durink eezus dhe payn awv lawss, beekaws afturwurds evreewun waws tawkin an laffin as if it waws sumwuns weddin awr berthday. Eevun hur purr hussband manijd too luk reelaksd, awldho hee kep lukkin ovur hiss sholdur as if hee ekspetud sumwun too creep up ennee minit an spoyl hiss fun.
Aftur a wyl dhe krowd gawt too tawkin abowt how it happund. I kudint help notsing dhat a lawt awv dhem wer peerin at mee as if spekyoolaytin awn wawt I saw, butt iff dhayd askd mee awl I wud hav tol dhem iss wawt I tol dhe pleess, dhat wen I ran aftur my ant, Dawlee ran aftur mee an havin for leggs shee iss much fasstur an sumhow shee bumpd intoo my ant an sent hur flyin fawrwurd, yess, yoov gessd it, intoo dhe well dhat sumhow had lawss its lidd. Awl I herd waws my ant sayin, in dhat plyt voyss awv hurs, Well, gudness grayshus, an dhen hur leggs wer dispeerin ovur dhe syd an aftur sevrul minits dher waws dhe sownd awv a splash in dhe distunss an dhen onlee sylenss. Dhe gards kaym kwiklee wen I kawld dhem (dher wer siks awv dhem) an wun awv dhem sed, hiss ys full awv thawtfull simpthee, An dhiss kummin aftur yur purr muddur dyd dhiss way too. An hiss fawdhur too, ses anuddur. A traktur pushd him inn, iff I reemembur rytly. Anuddur gard leend ovur kerrflee an sed, eggsaktlee how menee aksdents hav dher been down heer, dhen? Dhats wen Dawlee went too see wawt hee waws lukkin at an neerlee pushd him inn too. See, I sed. It kan happun so eezlee, juss lyk dhat.
Dhe gards sed dhay wer sawree butt awn akownt awv dher havin been so mennee aksdents widh dhe well, an mee havin been presunt at dhem awl, dhay had too tayk mee intoo dhe stayshun fur my on sayftee. I didunt mynd. It had been a verree long day an I wass hungree, an I reememburrd dhat wen my purr muddur had dyd dhe gards had kukkd mee a luvlee meel, so I sed dhat wud bee fyn an wawts fur dinnur.
Enneeway, aftur I had eetun (baykd beens, pawtaytos an fish fingurs, widh jellee an yss kreem fur afturs), dhay kontaktud my slisstur, Q T Gudfernuttin, hoo iss a distunt relayshun awv myn, an lett him sitt widh mee wyl dhay askd mee a fyoo kweschuns. Q T arraynjd fur mee too leev dhe jayl in dhe mawrnin, beekaws I needud a gud sleep aftur awl dhe eksytment. An aftur dhat I went up too Dublin on my traktur fur dhe fyoonral.
Enneeway, sittin dher at dhe taybul I kud see dhe peepul wer wundrin wy I wawntud too stay awn livin in my hom playss wer dher iss such a daynjrus well, butt dhay wer afrayd too say dhiss too mee in kayss it upsett mee. So I chaynjd dhe subjek by askin dhem awl iff dhay nyoo hoo waws going too gett awl my ants munnee awr had shee lef it too hur husband. An aftur dhat I went hom awn dhe traktur an Dawlee an I wen too bed as yooshooal. In dhe mawrnin Im plannin too ask Aymonn too putt dhe lidd awv dhe well bak wer hee fownd it, in kayss enneewun elss kums along hoo myt fawl in, maybee evun hiss gerlfrend Jesseeka.
# posted by Galway Bart @ 4:55 pm 
